{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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